My, How B I G You Are

I decided to get contact lenses after K's numerous attempts to pull off my glasses or rack me with a plastic toy in the face. It's been a good 12 years since I wore contacts and I gotta tell you it's taking a bit to get used to. For one, everything looks B I G G E R! Like my brain is in "3x zoom" mode. This does not fare well with my 9 month post-partum reflection in the mirror, people! No, this does not do great things for the ego, therefore I go... immediately out of the way of any reflection - be it from a mirror, window, car door.